Wednesday, February 22, 2012

MEN DON'T READ


Well, it is obvious from the feed back I got from my women readers regarding my last post that Men don't read! Why do I say that, because apparently more than one man pointed out my "learned" expertise to their wives as to why they didn't get flowers or candy.

I apologize to my women readers for the miscommunication with their husbands. But as I said, they obviously didn't read my post, only the title... Let me point out a couple of things recorded in that post that some men didn't read.

Question: Why didn't I give my wife roses for Valentine's Day?
Answer: Because I gave her favorite flowers to her a few days before, which were 3 dozen Carnations. I also mentioned that I buy her flowers on a regular basis, not just on holidays.

Question: Why didn't I give my wife a box of candy for Valentine's Day?
Answer: Because she prefers Hershey's chocolate bars with almonds so I gave her several of those.

Question: How did I know that doing those things would please her?
Answer: Because I listened when she mentioned those things through the years!

So, guys, if you read this…. And you didn't buy flowers or candy for your wife, go out immediately and buy either or both and give them to her. You may not understand why it is important to her, but it is, OK… Just take my word for it!